Bubba Junior benefits nightly from the Bubba Spa. See description below.
Ahh, the Bubba Spa, where we treat you like a king. First you will get a nice hot bath, soaped up and all the days worries scrubbed away. For your enjoyment a rubber duck and airplane that squirts water. You will be allowed to linger in your bath as long as your heart desires. Next, you will be dried off with a nice dry soft towel. The highlight of our spa treatment is the full body massage with baby lotion. Release the tensions from your body and also come away smelling fresh as well as having healthy soft skin. You will then be put into a soft body suit for the evening. In order to avoid those pesky midnight bathroom trips, a diaper will be provided. Now you can sleep all the night without the bathroom worries. The treatment is topped off with some warm milk straight from the source! This should have you at the edge of a long night's sleep, which will be provided for you in a nice big bed full of your favorite things.
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5 comments:
Sounds great! Where do I sign up?
I have watched a Bubba Spa treatment and I must say it is truly remarkable. Altho, sometimes the waters seem to invigorate and stimulate the spa client and this can bring on a lot of vigorous kicking, waving of arms and squealing. It can be a very exciting experience and quite hilarious for those who are just observing.
Let's not forget that during a night at the spa, should you want anything at all, you need only call out and one of our dedicated staff members will serve your promptly.
Or am I the only one running a spa with night service?
No night service here, Timmie!
The Aunt Jillie Spa Treatment was really great, too! She did it almost as good as Daddy!
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